These one-of-a-kind BFPtees.ca designs are available for custom order. Choose a design below, and then let us know your preference of shirt size and colour, and we’ll make one just for you!
 
  • “Do It For The Economy” Tee

    “Do It For The Economy” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Do It For The Economy”. A new mantra for these new economic times. Need some stimulus? Buy this shirt. Hell, buy a dozen. Do it for the economy!

  • “Flower Gardens” Tee

    “Flower Gardens” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Flower Gardens Are For Pansies!” (Admit it, petunias!) Flower gardeners and their supporters can wear this floral t-shirt with pride!

  • “Good Save The Queen” Tee

    “Good Save The Queen” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Good Save The Queen”. No really, good save.

  • “Hungary Hungary” Tee

    “Hungary Hungary” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Hungary Hungary” Tee. This one is much more popular than our “Poland Poland” Tee. Go figure. Marbles sold separately.

  • “I Heart MB” Tee

    “I Heart MB” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: Show your favourite province some love with this fantastic ode to a T-shirt classic.

  • “I’m A Lumberjack” Tee

    “I’m A Lumberjack” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: High heels, suspenders, and bra sold separately.

  • “I’m Crushing Your Head” Tee

    “I’m Crushing Your Head” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “I’m Crushing Your Head.” Be the first head crusher on your block to own one of these fantastic tees!

  • “May The Forks Be With You” Tee

    “May The Forks Be With You” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Winnipeg: May The Forks Be With You”. As far as cities go, The Forks is strong in this one.

  • “My Hovercraft” Tee

    “My Hovercraft” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “My Hovercraft is Full of Eels”. Turkish to English dictionary sold separately.

  • “Orbit (#1)” Tee

    “Orbit (#1)” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Put Your Trash Into Orbit” (Version #1). This is a t-shirt tribute to those long-gone space-aged trash receptacles which once graced Manitoba’s highways.

  • “Orbit (#2)” Tee

    “Orbit (#2)” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Put Your Trash Into Orbit” (Version #2). Orbit in 20 secs… 10 secs… 5 secs…

  • “Peg-a-Pop” Tee

    “Peg-a-Pop” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Winnipeg” Available in several delicious t-shirt flavours.

  • “Rapid Transit (10 Speed)” Tee

    “Rapid Transit (10 Speed)” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Rapid Transit” (10 Speed Version). This tee is for intrepid cyclists to wear on their daily commute.

  • “Rapid Transit (Kayak)” Tee

    “Rapid Transit (Kayak)” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Rapid Transit” (Kayak Version). This one is for fans of puns and/or kayaks.

  • “Stethoscope” Tee

    “Stethoscope” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: An ideal choice for actual and aspiring doctors and nurses everywhere!

  • “Suggested Serving” Tee

    “Suggested Serving” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Suggested Serving”. Imagine Canada’s Food Guide, on caffeine. Part of a complete breakfast.

  • “Wink Wink Nudge Nudge” Tee

    “Wink Wink Nudge Nudge” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge”. This tee speaks for itself, so we will say no more.

  • “Winnipeg Palms” Tee

    “Winnipeg Palms” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: Winnipeg. Palm Trees. This is our tropical tribute to a city which is anything but.

  • “Winnipego” Tee

    “Winnipego” Tee $15 PST included. » Gildan Ultra-Cotton T » 100% cotton » pre-shrunk. Description: “Winnipego”

Shirts are available in a wide variety of colours and sizes. If you’re interested in making an order, contact us using the form on the About Us page.
 

“Do It For The Economy” Tee

Description:
“Do It For The Economy”. A new mantra for these new economic times. Need some stimulus? Buy this shirt. Hell, buy a dozen. Do it for the economy!

“Flower Gardens” Tee

Description:
“Flower Gardens Are For Pansies!” (Admit it, petunias!) Flower gardeners and their supporters can wear this floral t-shirt with pride!

“Good Save The Queen” Tee

Description:
“Good Save The Queen”. No really, good save.

“Hungary Hungary” Tee

Description:
“Hungary Hungary” Tee. This one is much more popular than our “Poland Poland” Tee. Go figure. Marbles sold separately.

“I Heart MB” Tee

Description:
Show your favourite province some love with this fantastic ode to a T-shirt classic.

“I’m A Lumberjack” Tee

Description:
High heels, suspenders, and bra sold separately.

“I’m Crushing Your Head” Tee

Description:
“I’m Crushing Your Head.” Be the first head crusher on your block to own one of these fantastic tees!

“May The Forks Be With You” Tee

Description:

“Winnipeg: May The Forks Be With You”. As far as cities go, The Forks is strong in this one.

“My Hovercraft” Tee

Description:
“My Hovercraft is Full of Eels”. Turkish to English dictionary sold separately.

“Orbit (#1)” Tee

Description:
“Put Your Trash Into Orbit” (Version #1). This is a t-shirt tribute to those long-gone space-aged trash receptacles which once graced Manitoba’s highways.

“Orbit (#2)” Tee

Description:
“Put Your Trash Into Orbit” (Version #2). Orbit in 20 secs… 10 secs… 5 secs…

“Peg-a-Pop” Tee

Description:
“Winnipeg” Available in several delicious t-shirt flavours.

“Rapid Transit (10 Speed)” Tee

Description:
“Rapid Transit” (10 Speed Version). This tee is for intrepid cyclists to wear on their daily commute.

“Rapid Transit (Kayak)” Tee

Description:
“Rapid Transit” (Kayak Version). This one is for fans of puns and/or kayaks.

“Stethoscope” Tee

Description:
An ideal choice for actual and aspiring doctors and nurses everywhere!

“Suggested Serving” Tee

Description:
“Suggested Serving”. Imagine Canada’s Food Guide, on caffeine. Part of a complete breakfast.

“Wink Wink Nudge Nudge” Tee

Description:
“Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge”. This tee speaks for itself, so we will say no more.

“Winnipeg Palms” Tee

Description:

Winnipeg. Palm Trees. This is our tropical tribute to a city which is anything but.

“Winnipego” Tee

Description:

“Winnipego”